You Just Can’t Take Me Anywhere

You just can’t take me anywhere,

By train or on the bus,

Whenever I must venture forth,

I like to make a fuss!

With bags across my shoulders,

And my cane between my knees,

I glare at people with a seat,

Until they’re ill at ease.

Of course, there are no vacancies,

So patiently I wait,

For some poor sod to sympathise

With my unhappy state.

Now, people share a strange belief,

That if they all do nothing,

No one has to take the blame

For not attempting something.

So, clinging to the railing,

As we lurch and bump and sway,

I plot revenge on anyone

Who dares get in my way!!





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